Creeped out by Halloween, Covid, and election night, A need for comfort and joy was healed by yuletide light, My resting grinch face scowled, let's just Netflix in bed, But…
If you ever wondered how you’d deal with a motherfuckin meltdown, now you know. In the past six weeks, your productivity has either shot through the roof or slunk to…
1. No bra martial law. Now that the girls have been set free, they'll protest against the bonds of a knocker locker. 2. With zero chance of visitors, I’ve dropped…
Ring-ring, the 90’s are calling! Flip phones are making a comeback, only this time gettin’ jiggy comes with a posh spice price tag. With apple and blackberry infatuation at a…
I didn’t wear earrings for a long time and the hole closed. Now I’m worried about my vagina. Happy LOVE month! While grape therapists don’t qualify as sex therapists, we’ve…
In our early 30’s, a friend and mother of three admitted she was sexually tapped out. My boy toy and I were still in the organ-grinding heyday of a new…
After eating with abandon (brie in one hand, bacon in the other, booze balanced on my big boned belly), January always slaps me sober. A month that graciously sacrifices its…
It's our 6th birthday and we're ready to party! Launched on January 23, 2014, Val and Lori created the Sangria Sisters blog after finding themselves at a crossroads. In…
It’s a good thing I’m young at heart, because the rest of this temple is vintage. OK boomer, what’s up now? Thanks for asking, here’s the thing. Our dear friend…