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A Father’s Day Salute To All The Semen Out There

Our Mother’s Day blog, “The Amazing Race: Ovarian Edition,” outlined the sophisticated phenom of the almighty ovum. In sharp contrast to a monthly single egg roll-out, males mass-produce 1,500 boneheaded…

If I Were Cupid…

❤️ My only job is to make people fall in love. ❤️ I wouldn’t need a permit to carry a concealed weapon. ❤️ I’m supposed to be chubby. ❤️ I…

Fraternal Doers and Dreamers

At the exact moment I was born, the universe was at its maximum capacity for hyper-efficient women. One of the few traits still available was idler, and lucky enough, it…

Three-Tier Cleaning For Friends

When friends drop by, at any given moment, what state would your house be in? I confess to various levels of effort and anxiety when hosting company. From a ten…

She’s Still Got Great Mileage

Following a rare, good night's sleep you awaken feeling young and nubile. Overnight, your sexagenarian odometer clicked backwards, thus reversing your internal mileage. Click click. You nail the right shade…

How To Be a Good Partner

HER: 🍑 Don’t have 700 throw pillows on your bed. 🍑 Surrender 1/16 of the bathroom space for his toiletries. 🍑 Concede that his method of loading the dishwasher is…

Surviving Ovarian Retirement

Shortly before my 49th birthday, internal alarm bells set off a menacing chime. “Why is she so snarky?” my pursed lips asked my clenched jaw. “Why is she so snacky?”…

Time For Another Edition of “What The Hell Is Happening To My Body!”

Welcome to 55+, known to us crusty cool cats as the corn husk years. The era where your body demands attention, akin to a cactus with a flair for the…

Partners In Grime

By virtue of our vag, women are born into a life of servitude. Clean the latrine Cinderella. Febreze ‘til you wheeze Cinderella. This suzy homemaker is officially lowering the bar.…

A Father’s Day Salute To All The Semen Out There

If I Were Cupid…

Fraternal Doers and Dreamers

Three-Tier Cleaning For Friends

She’s Still Got Great Mileage

How To Be a Good Partner

Surviving Ovarian Retirement

Time For Another Edition of “What The Hell Is Happening To My Body!”

Partners In Grime

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