Our Mother’s Day blog, “The Amazing Race: Ovarian Edition,” outlined the sophisticated phenom of the almighty ovum. In sharp contrast to a monthly single egg roll-out, males mass-produce 1,500 boneheaded sperm every second. That takes a lot of spunk.
This boink juice blob of genes with a tail rarely swims in a straight line. Most don’t make it anywhere near the egg, because the vast majority are (un)born losers. They race the wrong way, doddle, swerve into oncoming traffic, and sputter out in an effort to go the distance. Thus proving, men’s inability to ask for directions is imprinted in their DNA.
Sperm of the moment fun facts:
💦 The average male manufactures roughly 525 BILLION sperm in a lifetime.
💦 An ejaculation contains 100 to 300 million sperm, all who believed they were going for gold. Talk about stiff competition.
💦 With all that disposable sperm, males only ejaculate ½ to 1 teaspoon of seminal fluid.
💦 The tortuous journey to reach the egg takes speed and stamina.
💦 Female swimmers are slower, but persistently last longer. Male swimmers are quick out the gate but die sooner.
💦 Sperm dick-tates the X or Y gender chromosome of the baby.
💦 How many potential siblings fell to a sudden death in a kleenex or sock?
💦 After sperm penetrates egg on the corner of Drunk and Horny, the egg immediately holds up a hand in a hard no, cockblocking further seeds from entering.
The fact is, each of us begin as only one big cell, and cum from a couple of nuts. That’s amaze-balls!!
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