My Blood Type Is B Positive
Whenever I'm asked what I'm grateful for, I fire off perfunctory answers like health, happiness, and a crisp sauvignon blanc. However, to live your best life, you have to acknowledge…
Ten Weird-Ass Truths About 2020
2020 came in like a wrecking ball, stripping away life as we know it. But if you look at this wretched year through rosé coloured goggles, you’ll find more silver…
You Might Be a Martyr Mom
Does your house have chronically low oxygen due to repetitive, dramatic sighs? Do you start every sentence with “Why do I have to do everything myself?” You just might be…
How To Host the Perfect Covid Party
Are you shocked how the snail's [s]pace-time continuum suddenly picked up speed - launching us straight into MOTHER’S DAY? With no living humans or handbooks to guide us through post-pandemic…
Love (And Loss) In The Time Of Corona
Celebrations of love continue in the time of Corona. Wedding vows pledged privately, ceremonies postponed for a later date. But what happens when a loved one takes their last breath?…
Guest Etiquette Holiday Humour
Break out the fat pants, the holidays are here. Other than a natural inclination to stuff the turkey with Prozac, here are our "Do’s and Don'ts" for being a good…
How Your Vet Sees Euthanasia
I love the way my dog looks at me. His big browns see a supermodel, a pulitzer prize winner, a saint. Dogs are a gift that take a ticking, and…
What I Did On My Summer Vaycay!
Dear bitches: I’m baaack! After a dark and stormy year, a little R&R was just what my oracle ordered. I hope your summer was as fanfuckintastic as mine, but it’s…
Doggie Style
A dog is truly man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of a car for an hour.…
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