Technology Can Byte Me
You told me to right click...so I 'wrote' click. Does technology make you feel like a fossil? Time for a trip down memory lane! Phones With two Chatty Cathy kids,…
Note To My 20-Year-Old Self
1. Back pain is a direct result of youth leaving your body. 2. Trimming your nose hair is an actual thing. 3. Rock 'n roll all night and party every…
My Tiger Beat Heartthrobs
I think I'm in love! No wait, I was just hungry... There's a line from a Garth Brooks song that says “Sometimes I thank God for unanswered prayers.” Without that…
Doggie Style
A dog is truly man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of a car for an hour.…
Every Summer Tells A Story
Summer of '69 Youth is wasted on the young ✮ Barefoot ✮ Perma-tan ✮ Kool-aid on tap ✮ Raiding gardens ✮ Drinking from the hose ✮ Outside from dawn till…
How NOT To Talk To Your Child About Sex
By Rachael Pavlik The inevitable has happened. Late last night, our child walked in on us… you know, in flagrante delicto. We weren’t sure how long she had been standing…
CSI 🍷 Crime Scene Intoxication
We've all been guilty of an irreversible moment known as the tipping point. It hits hard-and-fast, and the dark side always wins. By the time you’re aware of an acute…
Things You Shouldn’t Say To A Woman
He: Exactly how many men have you been with? She: Hahaha, no. He: Talk dirty to me. She: I haven't washed my bra in weeks. He: Why watch cooking shows…
The Next 50 Years
I’m halfway through this life of zen, Assuming I live to 110. My plan is 100, I’ve never had doubt, Before the final curtain, the ultimate chill out. Except for…
