What If Prudence Programmed Our Playlists?
Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me… We’re card carrying members of the Eminem fan club, something the real Slim Shady couldn't foresee. His demographic is all…
An Old-Timey Right To An Opinion
Growing up in a little house on the prairie, Ma schooled us on R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Her motto was “you’re no better than anyone else, and no one is better than you.”…
This One’s For The Boys
When we first brainstormed a blog, our game plan was to quarterback the superbowl of sisterhoods. To our surprise, we also scored a misterhood! The bro’s filling the stands will…
Ten Weird-Ass Truths About 2020
2020 came in like a wrecking ball, stripping away life as we know it. But if you look at this wretched year through rosé coloured goggles, you’ll find more silver…
Being Human
A mind-blowing poem by Naima Penniman I wonder if the sun debates dawn some mornings not wanting to rise out of bed from under the down-feather horizon if the sky…
National No Bra Day…And Other Stories
As the sun sets on the most insignificant May long in history, the endless downtime softly strums you ain’t nothin' but a groundhog. Normally the shotgun start to summer shenanigans,…
How To Host the Perfect Covid Party
Are you shocked how the snail's [s]pace-time continuum suddenly picked up speed - launching us straight into MOTHER’S DAY? With no living humans or handbooks to guide us through post-pandemic…
The J.O.K.E. Parenting Awards
Now that tinseltown awards season are finally over, we can’t help but wonder why A-listers get all the accolades. Praiseworthy parents are entitled to a pat on the back, and…
To All The Girls I’ve Loathed Before
We love women! They’re the peanut to our brittle, the cheese to our whiz. They top up our love tank in ways men can’t touch. But the road to lady…
