A Ray of Hope
I hope to once again lick cheezie dust off my fingers without the fear of dying. I hope to hear a bartender ask, “Will that be shaken or stirred?” I…
20 Things A Guy Would Never Say
1. I’ve got my father’s thighs. 2. She looks like the marrying kind. 3. People see me as handsome, but I’m so much more than that. 4. Do these jeans…
The Lost Art of Getting Lost
My husband gets mad at the fact I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right. I remember getting directions from my Dad when I…
What If Prudence Programmed Our Playlists?
Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me… We’re card carrying members of the Eminem fan club, something the real Slim Shady couldn't foresee. His demographic is all…
An Old-Timey Right To An Opinion
Growing up in a little house on the prairie, Ma schooled us on R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Her motto was “you’re no better than anyone else, and no one is better than you.”…
This One’s For The Boys
When we first brainstormed a blog, our game plan was to quarterback the superbowl of sisterhoods. To our surprise, we also scored a misterhood! The bro’s filling the stands will…
Ten Weird-Ass Truths About 2020
2020 came in like a wrecking ball, stripping away life as we know it. But if you look at this wretched year through rosé coloured goggles, you’ll find more silver…
Being Human
A mind-blowing poem by Naima Penniman I wonder if the sun debates dawn some mornings not wanting to rise out of bed from under the down-feather horizon if the sky…
National No Bra Day…And Other Stories
As the sun sets on the most insignificant May long in history, the endless downtime softly strums you ain’t nothin' but a groundhog. Normally the shotgun start to summer shenanigans,…
