A Message from Mother Goose
Dear Humanity, Mother Goose is on the loose, and she’s ready to kick some ass. Us mothers have been watching mankind take it from behind, and it’s clear y’all need…
The Marathon of Life
To clarify, I’m not a runner. If you see me jogging, please kill whatever the fuck is chasing me! This week, the NYC marathon aired a story that warmed my…
Be Kind Muthaf#%$ers
After years of watching humanity implode, Mother Earth deserves a new moral code, Pandemics and politics up the wazoo, The other side shitting on your point of view. Like love…
The Mother Of All Years
Mother’s Day, the busiest dining day of the year But with restaurants closed, no mimosas to cheer If whipping up brunch is your only Plan B Get ‘yo ass to…
To All The Girls I’ve Loathed Before
We love women! They’re the peanut to our brittle, the cheese to our whiz. They top up our love tank in ways men can’t touch. But the road to lady…
Clever Ways To Be Kind
If it feels like a nasty uncle keeps rubbing his marble bag across humanity, you’re not alone. To quote rock legend April Wine, The Whole World’s Goin’ Crazy. We’re calling…
