Recipe for a Mother
Take one woman in the prime of her life. Add a dash of sperm. Fold in nausea and uncontrollable food cravings. Sprinkle in stretch marks, tender breasts, and swollen ankles.…
Sangria Sisters Top 10 Resolutions 2019
1. She believed she could...but she was really tired...so she didn’t. 2. Be more assertive, if that’s okay with you guys. 3. Control my bitchabetes, a miserable mood brought on…
‘Twas The Night Before Christmas…Sangria Style
https://youtu.be/IIhZQ3kwhg0 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, The martinis were stirred, the Sisters were soused. My stockings had runs, there were knots in my hair, December…
Bing & Bowie 💖 Peace On Earth/Little Drummer Boy
At this crazy time of year, it's hard not to get your tinsel in a tangle. We're here to help with that resting grinch face. Bing is all ears, dreaming…
Favourite Things 2018…Sangria Style 🍷
1. BrüMate To have and to hold...and keep your wine cold. BrüMate is a wine canteen that keeps your bottle chill for 24 hours. Includes two adult sippy cups. Ideal for…
What Birthday Comes After Cougar?
On September 30th, we celebrate my sister Val Who on that day breezed through the birth canal. Not one for fanfare, nor big on affection Could’ve been avoided had my…
OH CANADA – We Stand On Trump For Thee
Oh Canada! Our home and native land Recently charged with smuggling shoes, the latest contraband But we’re taking the offensive, don’t poke a mother bear Won’t be trumped by a…
Sangria Sisters Top 10 Resolutions 2017
1. Stop letting Mom dress us alike. 2. Answer every invitation with “why the hell not?” 3. Stop using the magnifying mirror. It’s fuckin’ scary. 4. Plan more adventures with…
Full Of Christmas Spirit (a.k.a Wine)
Have you tried getting your hohoho on, but can't find an app? Too petered out to sit upon Santa’s lap. Called in sick with a bah humbug. Damn cork won’t…
