Holidaze Archives - Sangria Sisters

If I Were Cupid…

My only job is to make people fall in love.

I wouldn’t need a permit to carry a concealed weapon.

I’m supposed to be chubby.

I…

Seven Deadly Sins of Stampede

Lust In 1991, two perfect strangers locked eyes across the crowded Silver Slipper Saloon, and a randy fuse was lit. After hours of grinding on the dance floor, Ken spun…

2024 New Year’s Nudges

On the first day of every year, humanity collectively fills with hope. Some dream of world peace, others (like me) simply wish to recall my motive for entering this room.…

The Twelve Wines of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, A headache from the Chablis On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Two…

Waiting For Santa’s Other Boot To Drop

Nine years ago today, our nuclear family huddled together, anxiously awaiting Dad’s cancer surgery. A cold he’d caught days prior caused the procedure to be postponed, leaving the four of…

Elf On A Shelf – Police Blotter

Another sad story of a famous child gnome, whose top-billing went straight to his dome. His youth spent in a supporting role at the pole, eventually took a toll on…

A Small Mark Christmas Movie

Tiffany enters the scene clutching her pearls and a pumpkin spice latte. A merger and acquisition executive in the big city of Ballsack, Tiffany’s been tasked with ensuring the smooth…

Happy Hallo’Wine

If there’s something strange, in your neighborhood…who you gonna call? SANGRIA SISTERS! As self-proclaimed dress up queens, we go balls to the costume wall. While some babes sport pigtails and…

Feelgood New Year’s Goals

What words describe the past few years? Uncertainty, intolerance, division, and fear. A global kick-in-the ass seems long overdue, Humanity is suffering, so what can we do? Kill them with…