1. Stop letting Mom dress us alike. 2. Answer every invitation with “why the hell not?” 3. Stop using the magnifying mirror. It’s fuckin’ scary. 4. Plan more adventures with…
Have you tried getting your hohoho on, but can't find an app? Too petered out to sit upon Santa’s lap. Called in sick with a bah humbug. Damn cork won’t…
2017 will be remembered as a year that tested our optimism. Yes, the world is spinning out of control, but if you look back in history, it’s always been a…
1. Tree of Life Movement Intention Sticks Health, success, kindness...what you put out into the universe is what comes back. This elegant pendant is embellished with 22 different words to…
Instructions: 1. Find a wine box with 12 dividers. Number the dividers from 1 to 12. [Check your basement for an empty box...just keeping it real!] 2. Crafty bitches can glam…
He: Exactly how many men have you been with? She: Hahaha, no. He: Talk dirty to me. She: I haven't washed my bra in weeks. He: Why watch cooking shows…
Even the raunchiest rock n’ roller will confess, jiving to The Bee Gees is a guilty pleasure. They put the ease in cheesy listening. People might poke fun, but who…
I’m halfway through this life of zen, Assuming I live to 110. My plan is 100, I’ve never had doubt, Before the final curtain, the ultimate chill out. Except for…
On Sep. 23, Val & Ken celebrate 22 years of wedded bliss (oxymoron). We’ve loved and hated. Fought and made up. Created life and mourned death. He’s seen the ice-queen…