1. Waiting for the other person to stop talking, because I have something more important to say.
2. Dear small line of dirt that won’t go in the dust pan, fuck you.
3. Standing in line. Why doesn’t this lady hurry up and pick a suspect already?
4. Politicians who aren’t hooked up to a polygraph before speaking.
5. Remembering my wine glass on the kitchen counter the moment I sink into the tub.
6. The door handle slingshotting me backwards by my purse strap.
7. Tailgating me when I’m driving 60 in a 40 zone. And, those flashing lights look ridiculous.
8. Losing my ability to squint, just to read the fine print.
9. When friends arrive late to a busy group chat and 
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every single comment.
10. Grooming my cream coloured dog the day before sloppy sleet blows in sideways.
11. Saturated socks from stepping in mystery indoor water puddles.
12. Remodeled grocery stores who change the entire layout.
13. Forced to buy another reusable bag, because I forgot the zillions in my trunk.
14. Phone updates that change the user interface. Tech support says the problem lies somewhere between my ears.
15. Filling out forms that don’t have enough space for a full address.
16. Sacrificing my camera roll, cookies, and last working nerve, yet my iPhone storage is still 92% full.
Tell us, what’s your everyday pet peeve??
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I can relate to so many of these. Another one – washing the windows only to have the wind blow some rain mixed with a little dust all over them. Grrrr.
Clean windows are the eyes to your soul!