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A Few Of Our Favourite Things ✤ 2016

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Caution: Memory Loss Ahead

They say your memory is the first thing to… something, something. I suffer from CRS — Can’t Remember Shit. Everyday conversation is turning into a game of charades. “Oh, what’s…
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20 Years To Life

The judge asked, “Do you take him, And commit to being a wife?” “I do”, I decree, “He’s the one for me.” I’m doing 20 years to life. The honeymoon…
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Dear Mr. /Madam President

Halloween is normally the spookiest night of the year, but this year was trumped by the U.S. Presidential Election. There’s nothing scarier than having to choose between a morally bankrupt…
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