What’s Up Down There?

Doggie Style

A dog is truly man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of a car for an hour.…

Love The Wine You’re With

When our grasshoppers were young, we pledged allegiance to the golden tonic. Because mommin' ain't easy, and adulting is hard. Wine armed us with perspective, tolerance, and tempered my tantrums.…

The Journey

By Mary Oliver One day you finally knew what you had to do, and began, though the voices around you kept shouting their bad advice— though the whole house began…

Botox Or Bangs

Feeling pretty is a full time job, which is why I work part time... Botox vs. bangs is a question of commitment. Refueling every six months is a bling thing,…

First World Problems

If you ever needed perspective, think of the hardships our foremothers endured. Life on that little house on the prairie was no picnic. Case in point: I hate laundry so…
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