Caution: Memory Loss Ahead
They say your memory is the first thing to… something, something. I suffer from CRS — Can’t Remember Shit. Everyday conversation is turning into a game of charades. “Oh, what’s…
20 Years To Life
The judge asked, “Do you take him, And commit to being a wife?” “I do”, I decree, “He’s the one for me.” I’m doing 20 years to life. The honeymoon…
An Open Letter To My Boobs
Winnebagos, melons, jugs, cans! Whatever you wanna call ‘em, our boobs need more cradling than just a good bra. October is Breast Cancer Awareness month. A reminder to check your…
The Summer Olympics ~ Sangria Style
As the 2016 Olympics comes to a close, the earth exhales a collective sigh of relief. Rio wasn’t nearly the shit-show we anticipated. Canada, with its girl power, placed respectably…
8 Reasons We’re Proud To Be Canadian
This week's Sangria Sisters video blog is filmed from our beloved hometown, Swift Current, Saskatchewan. On July 1st, we celebrate Canada's 149th Birthday. The United States may be considered a…
Dear Abby: Welcome To Chapter Two!
I’ve been serenading you with “You Are My Sunshine” from the moment you were born. You harmonized back with “Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but my…
Why The Hell Can’t I Sleep?
1. Chip crumbs keep cutting into my skin. 2. I heard a noise and must quickly decide which household weapon to wield. Do I have enough time to plug in…
Let It F***ing Go
“So I just decided to let it go,” said no woman ever. When my husband and I argue, I have the damndest time letting go. I’ll come out swinging with…
Daddy’s Girl
I love my parents equally the same, My Dad was the one who chose my name. He didn’t know then he’d only have daughters, Girls with parallel traits of their…
