Hello Catty
I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re gap-toothed… We recently spent a week in the desert with eight wild and wacky women. Days later,…
Adult Acne: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
A zit in a wrinkle? Looks like you can have it all… I’m a picker. I get off on whacking whiteheads, and not just my own. I’ve been a professional…
Cheers to the “Pause”
If you’re happy and you know it, thank your meds! Here's to the pause That overheats our bras Casually exposing our fangs and claws To reveal a cray that makes…
Scott McGillivray Cancer Journey Update #3
Scott’s doing very well since returning home from Scottsdale. We met with his oncologist in November and she was pleased with his CT scan results. Dr. Hao suggested Scott’s next…
CSI 🍷 Crime Scene Intoxication
We've all been guilty of an irreversible moment known as the tipping point. It hits hard-and-fast, and the dark side always wins. By the time you’re aware of an acute…
Where Is The Love
A terrible tragedy is happening. After seven school shootings this year alone, we’re getting desensitized. We weep, offer obligatory thoughts and prayers, but the mind-numbing shock is gone. A defense…
For Goodness Sex
At this ripe age, if her briefs match her bra, canoodling wasn’t his idea. Valentine's day used to be a laydown. An open-and-shut case of thumping thighs, cottontail style. Before…
The Dangers of Drinking Like Your Dad
RIP: Dry January {Jan. 1 - 25, 2018} Contrary to popular belief, we don’t imbibe all the time. We can’t help that wine pairs well with all the feels: happy,…
New Year, New You, Blah Blah Blah
It’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person. That’s 25 years running I haven’t come up with a new me. Every January we beat ourselves up for…
