Sangria Sisters Do Waylon and Willie
Successful parenting is finding Waylon Jennings on your kid's iPod... We grew up grooving to the ultimate outlaws, Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson. This week's lip sync battle pays homage…
What Birthday Comes After Cougar?
On September 30th, we celebrate my sister Val Who on that day breezed through the birth canal. Not one for fanfare, nor big on affection Could’ve been avoided had my…
‘Til Death Do Us Part
One day, long long ago, there lived a woman Who did not whine, nag, or bitch. But it was a long time ago, And it was just that one day.…
Dear Mother-In-Law
After my son's dental surgery, his girlfriend and I fussed over him, quietly competing for who loves him most. Mother-in-law clashes are customary, but for the first time I walked…
Brazilian Waxing As Spiritual Practice
By: Emelia Symington Fedy I may be the only 33 year old in the western world that has not gotten the full meal deal when it comes to waxing so…
Menopause Can Kiss My Ass
Menopause... It’s nobody’s fault but somebody's gonna pay... My first hot flash woke me when my husband moved in for a spoon (he was jockeying for a fork). Without warning…
The Gift Of Time ~ Brown Bagging For Calgary’s Kids ❤
We’re sitting in the entrance hallway of the BB4CK kitchen after Val and Lisa have returned from their route delivering lunches. They’re both dressed in blue and match the Loud Art…
Makeup Tips For Over 40 Bitches
If Dr. Pepper Lip Smackers and blue mascara are still in your makeup bag, this one's for you. Gravity is a futhermucker. As we age, eyes get crepey, concealer nests…
Every Summer Tells A Story
Summer of '69 Youth is wasted on the young ✮ Barefoot ✮ Perma-tan ✮ Kool-aid on tap ✮ Raiding gardens ✮ Drinking from the hose ✮ Outside from dawn till…
