Every Summer Tells A Story
Summer of '69 Youth is wasted on the young ✮ Barefoot ✮ Perma-tan ✮ Kool-aid on tap ✮ Raiding gardens ✮ Drinking from the hose ✮ Outside from dawn till…
Happiness Is Just A Screw Away
When trade relations between BC and Alberta hit an all-time merlot, panic set in. We’d pledged to drink local; but hutterite hooch makes weebles wobble, then hug the ground. Roses…
How NOT To Talk To Your Child About Sex
By Rachael Pavlik The inevitable has happened. Late last night, our child walked in on us… you know, in flagrante delicto. We weren’t sure how long she had been standing…
Summer Cocktail Recipes
I choose my friends how I like my cocktails...strong, fabulous, and with a twist! Bobby Flay's White Sangria Ingredients: 1 bottle of white wine 3 oz Brandy 2 oz Triple…
OH CANADA – We Stand On Trump For Thee
Oh Canada! Our home and native land Recently charged with smuggling shoes, the latest contraband But we’re taking the offensive, don’t poke a mother bear Won’t be trumped by a…
Hangover Connoisseurs
Ever rolled out of bed with a heavy head? The odor of Eau de Merlot fill your belly with dread? Baby blues inflamed to bloodshot-red? When the forecast calls for…
Everybody Hurts
Shortly before turning 50, my world went dark. Wrapping up a 20 year career, I'd misplaced my purpose, and strayed from my path. So I did what any normal person…
A Tale Of Two Wedding Dresses
Once upon a time, there was a Princess named Valerie who vowed never to wed. She was more intent on the glass ceiling than a glass slipper. One enchanted evening…
The Reasons We All Cry In The Shower
Written and photo by: Brittany Latham For the woman whose husband makes an "extra stop" after work every evening. For the woman who is mourning the loss of a pregnancy…
