Fore Play
Deep down, golf is a sexy sport. If you’re into collars, spikes, holes, and balls, you should hit the links. Known for its high price and slow pace, its a…
The Amazing Race: Mother’s Day Ovary Edition
To fully appreciate the dramatic effort it takes for one egg to get fertilized, you must recognize the miracle of the female body. In honour of Mother’s Day, let’s delve…
Evolution Of The Road Trip: How Much Further
1972 You, your five siblings, and the dog load up the station wagon. Your hand slaps the wood paneling as you yell “Shotgun,” thus securing your spot in the rear-facing…
Kindergarten Election Guide: Vote Now or Cry Later
Listen up children, today’s lesson is on VOTING! Elections allow you to weigh in on important issues, such as snacks, naptime, crafts, and foreign policy. Our classroom’s going to get…
Relatable Pet Peeves With a Side of Sass
1. Waiting for the other person to stop talking, because I have something more important to say. 2. Dear small line of dirt that won’t go in the dust pan,…
I’m Not Gonna Sugarcoat It
After spending the better part of our lives together, refined sugar and I ended our relationship. It wasn’t a mutual decision, divorce rarely is. A sucker for sucrose, I was…
Behind the Scenes: Director’s Cut On Val
✶ Consciously defying the stigma of aging. ✶ A wannabe masterchef, I chop it like it’s hot in my own hell’s kitchen. ✶ To protect my ample shelf, I tuck…
Spilling The Tea On Lori: A (Mostly) Honest Introduction
✶ Relentlessly redefining confidence ✶ On the road to a black belt in karate, my meniscus tapped out at brown. ✶ Husbandless…by tragedy, then choice ✶ Game for whatever (don’t…
Who’s Your Paddy?
As an inexperienced 20-year-old, the first green beer I ever drank was at the boisterous Unicorn Pub. The emerald-tinted draught was skunky, flat, and lukewarm, but it didn’t stop me…
