What’s Up Down There?
How come breasts are always the life of the party? The flashy showgirls who shake, shimmy, and ta-ta-tap their way into federal financing hearts. This week, the Canadian government allocated…
Doggie Style
A dog is truly man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of a car for an hour.…
Why Fifty Is F**king Nifty
Milestone birthdays are either eagerly anticipated or send shivers down your spine. Here are our Top 10 reasons why 50 is fucking nifty. 1. Wisdom If you learn something new…
Love The Wine You’re With
When our grasshoppers were young, we pledged allegiance to the golden tonic. Because mommin' ain't easy, and adulting is hard. Wine armed us with perspective, tolerance, and tempered my tantrums.…
The Journey
By Mary Oliver One day you finally knew what you had to do, and began, though the voices around you kept shouting their bad advice— though the whole house began…
Botox Or Bangs
Feeling pretty is a full time job, which is why I work part time... Botox vs. bangs is a question of commitment. Refueling every six months is a bling thing,…
Calm The F Down Playlist
Don’t let the winter wind chill drive you crazy, when you know it’s within walking distance... When February hijacks my mental health, I seek ways to calm the fuck down.…
We’ve Got The #Ladyballs To Tackle Ovarian Cancer
If you ever wondered what’s the flip side of hang-loose, try riding the Big C wave. Last fall, our family was hit by a cancer swell that threatened to pull…
Things to Teach Your Daughter
By Brittany Latham Written by a brutally real mom that curses. Learn to drive a stick. Even if you never use it- It's cool, okay. It is okay if your…
