Christmas Is The New Sourdough Bread
Creeped out by Halloween, Covid, and election night, A need for comfort and joy was healed by yuletide light, My resting grinch face scowled, let's just Netflix in bed, But…
Canada D’eh 2020!
As we sail into the summer of 2020, a few things have become crystal clear. We’re lucky to live in Canada, and we have STRONGER BEER! Sure, we have our…
Being Human
A mind-blowing poem by Naima Penniman I wonder if the sun debates dawn some mornings not wanting to rise out of bed from under the down-feather horizon if the sky…
Father’s Day Baby’s Got Back Ribs
We admire a nice rack as much as the next guy (eyes up here boys), particularly a stacked wine rack and melt in your mouth ribs. Back in the day,…
Papa Was A Kidney Stone
A kidney stone walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll you have?” The kidney stone says, “Thanks dude, but I’m just passing through.” It started with sharp pains, like…
Dancing Queens Playlist
If pliés to stretch out your skinny jeans are your go-to dance move, you might need a new playlist. Because gettin' down with your big bad self is literally all…
National No Bra Day…And Other Stories
As the sun sets on the most insignificant May long in history, the endless downtime softly strums you ain’t nothin' but a groundhog. Normally the shotgun start to summer shenanigans,…
You Might Be a Martyr Mom
Does your house have chronically low oxygen due to repetitive, dramatic sighs? Do you start every sentence with “Why do I have to do everything myself?” You just might be…
How To Host the Perfect Covid Party
Are you shocked how the snail's [s]pace-time continuum suddenly picked up speed - launching us straight into MOTHER’S DAY? With no living humans or handbooks to guide us through post-pandemic…
