December came in like a lamb and went out like a little bitch. In one month, four of our family members were sidelined. One got pneumonia, one was ambushed by an ‘itis’, one crashed with irregular A-Fib, and one broke her humerus bone (turns out, it’s not funny at all). We’re bruised, wheezy, but ho-ho-holding it together!
Instead of jingle bell jaded, we’re choosing peace, calm, and a wish list worth rooting for:
1. A metabolism that stops acting like its retired and living in South Florida.
2. Sleep so deep it qualifies as hibernation. A girl can dream, literally.
3. A bra that feels like freedom, but hoists like an overhead crane.
4. Clothes that fit perfectly, despite your committed relationship with a wheel of brie.
5. Energy you had at 20 paired with the confidence you earned after 40.
6. Enough courage to try something new, and enough grace to quit what no longer serves you.
7. Peace with your past, curiosity about the future, and contentment right where you are.
8. And finally, a year where you remember, the world is brighter because you are in it!
So welcome, 2026! May you come in as a gentle whisper, not an overbearing, loudmouth buffoon!🍾🥂
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Happy New Year!
Putting my trust into 2026, and leaving the ugly step-sister behind!