If you’ve ever had an existential crisis, wondering what you’ve done with your life, consider this. We spend a whopping 2 ½ decades sleeping; not to mention an additional 7 years tossing and turning. That’s ⅓ of your lifespan embedded in blankets, starfish position not included…
This got me thinking, am I making the most of my minutes, or are they frivolously ticking away?
Example: standing in line (for 235 days), be it grocery stores, coffee shops, or concerts. Special shout out to the great gals we’ve befriended in bathroom lineups.
How many pounds have been gained and lost throughout a lifetime – looking at you 12 lb. baby and midlife gunt.
How much time is spent on the toilet, hiding from your kids?
Screen time and scrolling – 11 years and counting.
Suddenly remembering what you forgot.
Waiting impatiently at red lights for 6 months.
Girly girls spend 140 days getting gussied up.
How many tears have run down your face?
Adapting to new technology – from microfiche to computer updates.
How many stubbed toes – nine times out of ten it’s that goddamn pinkie.
On average, we chuckle, guffaw, snicker, or belly laugh for 2,760 hours! Bonus time for reading the Sangria Sisters blog!
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