Fraternal Doers and Dreamers
At the exact moment I was born, the universe was at its maximum capacity for hyper-efficient women. One of the few traits still available was idler, and lucky enough, it…
Fresh Outta Fucks
For years, I was really caught up in what people thought of me. The incessant need to be liked was exhausting. My malleable personality swung like a big long dong…
Three-Tier Cleaning For Friends
When friends drop by, at any given moment, what state would your house be in? I confess to various levels of effort and anxiety when hosting company. From a ten…
She’s Still Got Great Mileage
Following a rare, good night's sleep you awaken feeling young and nubile. Overnight, your sexagenarian odometer clicked backwards, thus reversing your internal mileage. Click click. You nail the right shade…
Sarcasm Is My Love Language
✅ QUALITY TIME This prevails as my number one love language. At the time, my husband’s frequent flyer business, often conducted on the golf course, had us passing like ships…
How To Be a Good Partner
HER: 🍑 Don’t have 700 throw pillows on your bed. 🍑 Surrender 1/16 of the bathroom space for his toiletries. 🍑 Concede that his method of loading the dishwasher is…
When It Rains It F✶✶king Pours
What happens to your body when life tries to eat you alive, one chunk at a time? When your inner stress regulator (aka, the nervous system) is set to high…
How Well Do You Know Your Mother?
By the time Mom birthed us, and subsequently raised two adorable daughters, only a glimmer of the woman she was existed. Married at 22, her adult life was shaped by…
The Sisters 2024 In’s and Out’s
✅ IN ✅ ✦ Aging, just get over it…embrace laugh lines, freckles, silver hair, loose skin ✦ Trying and failing, then dusting yourself off. Repeat as necessary. ✦ Get to…
