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OH CANADA – We Stand On Trump For Thee

Oh Canada!
Our home and native land
Recently charged with smuggling shoes, the latest contraband
But we’re taking the offensive, don’t poke a mother bear
Won’t be trumped by a blowhard bully with wispy slick-backed hair.

With glowing hearts, we see thee rise
He fixates on dairy, keep those curds on your fries
A fear of soft wood, he taxes lumber to grandstand
Let’s stand up to neighbours talking smack motherland.

A renewed sense of nationalism, we stand guard for thee
North America banks on NAFTA, the key word is free
Trade wars escalating, what’s our latest demand?
Travel from Tofino to St. John’s rather than Disneyland.

Shop local, snub businesses that distribute Trump brand
Hit him in the pocket book to feel the back of our hand
I pity the fool who holds a special place in hell
Only Canucks have the right to call Justin dumb-f**king-bell.

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  1. Ken MacLean

    Excellent, escpecially the punch line. And Gender neutral. Nice work Sisters.

  2. Jodi

    Good one girls ❤️

  3. Laurie

    Love it ❤️. Happy Awesome CANADA Day!

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