The Twelve Wines of Christmas 🍷

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A headache from the Chablis

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two Merlot buzz
And a headache from the Chablis

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Three French blends
Two Merlot buzz
And a headache from the Chablis

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Four Cava slurs
Three French blends
Two Merlot buzz
And a headache from the Chablis

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
FIIIVE coaster rings
Four Cava slurs
Three French blends
Two Merlot buzz
And a headache from the Chablis

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Six Brut’s a-slaying
FIIIVE coaster rings
Four Cava slurs
Three French blends
Two Merlot buzz
And a headache from the Chablis

Blah blah blah, now take it to the chorus…

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Twelve decanters humming
Eleven Gewürztraminers griping
Ten corks a-heaping
Nine Pinot’s prancing
Eight barmaids bilking
Seven Syrah’s brimming
Six Brut’s a-slaying
FIIIVE coaster rings
Four Cava slurs
Three French blends
Two Merlot buzz

And, a headache from the Chablis! 🍷

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