My Goal Weight Is One Chin
After eating with abandon (brie in one hand, bacon in the other, booze balanced on my big boned belly), January always slaps me sober. A month that graciously sacrifices its…
Why I’ll Never Have A Rock-Hard Body
1. I save my carbs for wine. It’s called priorities After complaining to a friend about my dimpled arms, he grabbed a handful of loose skin and said, “Here’s the…
Botox Or Bangs
Feeling pretty is a full time job, which is why I work part time... Botox vs. bangs is a question of commitment. Refueling every six months is a bling thing,…
