Sangria Sisters: 80’s Style
Sorry, I can’t hear you over the volume of my hair. The 80’s were a totally bitchin’ era of excess. We survived frosted lipstick, spiral perms, and fanny packs. Coming…
Sangria Sisters Dance Off
If your tribe is like ours, spontaneous dance parties break out as the buzz sets in. Our wine wenches count on Val’s mixtapes to keep the party rockin'. We believe…
Good Grief! Surviving The Loss of a Parent
On March 2, 2015 [two years ago today] Dad departed this life for the eternal country club in the sky. We trust it’s divine, because members move heaven and earth…
Sangria Sisters Guide to What Men Want
I’m used to my guy's eyes glazing over by my long-winded rambling. I like sharing soap opera details, he prefers the highlight reel. If he’s glued to the TV and…
Why Are Women So Hard On Ourselves?
Sometimes I swear like a MF trucker. No surprise there, but I’m caught off-guard when it’s directed at me. I call myself an idiot when I’m absent-minded. I’m a cow…
Knock, Knock, Knockin’ On Depression’s Door
What happened to me? Did you have it all But hit the wall And didn’t even see it coming What happens when you fall How do you get back up…
Sangria Sisters Top 10 Resolutions ~ 2017
My New Year’s resolution is to be less prefect. 1. Incorporate “No fucks given” into at least one conversation a week. 2. Live everyday like you just found out you’re…
Caution: Memory Loss Ahead
They say your memory is the first thing to… something, something. I suffer from CRS — Can’t Remember Shit. Everyday conversation is turning into a game of charades. “Oh, what’s…
20 Years To Life
The judge asked, “Do you take him, And commit to being a wife?” “I do”, I decree, “He’s the one for me.” I’m doing 20 years to life. The honeymoon…
