Good Grief! Surviving The Loss of a Parent
On March 2, 2015 [two years ago today] Dad departed this life for the eternal country club in the sky. We trust it’s divine, because members move heaven and earth…
Sangria Sisters Guide to What Men Want
I’m used to my guy's eyes glazing over by my long-winded rambling. I like sharing soap opera details, he prefers the highlight reel. If he’s glued to the TV and…
Why Are Women So Hard On Ourselves?
Sometimes I swear like a MF trucker. No surprise there, but I’m caught off-guard when it’s directed at me. I call myself an idiot when I’m absent-minded. I’m a cow…
Knock, Knock, Knockin’ On Depression’s Door
What happened to me? Did you have it all But hit the wall And didn’t even see it coming What happens when you fall How do you get back up…
Sangria Sisters Top 10 Resolutions ~ 2017
My New Year’s resolution is to be less prefect. 1. Incorporate “No fucks given” into at least one conversation a week. 2. Live everyday like you just found out you’re…
Caution: Memory Loss Ahead
They say your memory is the first thing to… something, something. I suffer from CRS — Can’t Remember Shit. Everyday conversation is turning into a game of charades. “Oh, what’s…
20 Years To Life
The judge asked, “Do you take him, And commit to being a wife?” “I do”, I decree, “He’s the one for me.” I’m doing 20 years to life. The honeymoon…
An Open Letter To My Boobs
Winnebagos, melons, jugs, cans! Whatever you wanna call ‘em, our boobs need more cradling than just a good bra. October is Breast Cancer Awareness month. A reminder to check your…
The Summer Olympics ~ Sangria Style
As the 2016 Olympics comes to a close, the earth exhales a collective sigh of relief. Rio wasn’t nearly the shit-show we anticipated. Canada, with its girl power, placed respectably…
