New Year’s Wish List 2026🎉
December came in like a lamb and went out like a little bitch. In one month, four of our family members were sidelined. One got pneumonia, one was ambushed by…
Sisters From Multiple Misters
VAL: My sister Lori and I are more like twins than sisters. We share a wicked sense of humour, and a strong second chin. The eldest by three years, I…
Confessions Of A Screen Fiend
When I wake in the morning, the first light to hit my eyes isn’t the golden glow of a sunrise. Instead, my sleep-crusted peepers dilate to the radiant blue glare…
Parenting Your Parents
As Mom’s age progresses and her dependency increases, there’s a tightrope to walk. No one likes being told what to do, not when you’re six, and definitely not when you’re…
A Tale Of Two Wedding Dresses
Once upon a time, there was a Princess named Valerie who was more focused on breaking the glass ceiling than finding a glass slipper. One enchanted evening she met her…
SANGRIA SISTERS ITALIAN WINE TOUR
Ever wanted to party with the Sangria Sisters? This is your chance!! Val and Lori are thrilled to invite you to an exclusive wine-soaked adventure through Tuscany and Lazio. Designed…
The Best Parts of Summer Our Kids Will Never Know
1. Punch drunk The sugar buzz from gallons of purple Kool-Aid led to: a) a dental plan sponsored by sucrose b) a ‘stache stain that reappeared in my 50’s c)…
A Father’s Day Salute To All The Semen Out There
Our Mother’s Day blog, “The Amazing Race: Ovarian Edition,” outlined the sophisticated phenom of the almighty ovum. In sharp contrast to a monthly single egg roll-out, males mass-produce 1,500 boneheaded…
Training Your Pelvic Floor Puppy
For over half a decade I’ve been discovering cockamamie new things about my body. In countless conversations with girlfriends, the song is one and the same. Our catalogue of health…
