My Goal Weight Is One Chin
After eating with abandon (brie in one hand, bacon in the other, booze balanced on my big boned belly), January always slaps me sober. A month that graciously sacrifices its…
JOMO (Joy Of Missing Out) Playlist
Does the idea of your nips reaching their destination two minutes before you bring you joy? Fuck no! We’re talking frigid temps and tight leggings, the spitting image of sausage…
Knock, Knock, Knockin’ On Depression’s Door
What happened to me? Did you have it all But hit the wall And didn’t even see it coming What happens when you fall How do you get back up…
Battle Of The Bulge
Dear gym: I realize it’s been a while, but I’m ready to come back. I hope it won’t be too awkward... I wish I appreciated how thin I was, way…
