12 Things Wine Lovers “Don’t” Say
1. It’s not a party until the Mateus starts flowing. 2. I prefer my Chardonnay at room temperature. 3. Do you have anything smaller than a 5 oz. glass? 4.…
If You’re Cranky And You Know It, Stomp Your Feet
It’s fascinating to watch men soften as they age. We’re not talking wood here, we’re talking teddy bear temperament. And here I sit, all crotchety and cantankerous. PMS rage has…
Divorce…The End Of An Error
In our early years, the running joke was if one of us left the marriage, you had to take the kids with you. The thought of single-parenting toddlers kept us…
The Pursuit of Happiness
As I lounge on my beach chair, sangria in one hand, paperback in the other, a line jumps out at me. “On a scale of 1 to 10, how happy…
I Need A Job
Jobs I would be terrible at Hooker ✶ It would suck. Cab Driver ✶ If I wanted to pick up strangers in the night...see, hooker. Pharmacist ✶ One for you,…
Song Lyric Fails
These ladies of the 80’s are massive music lovers. The first time I heard Bon Jovi croon “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not,” I presumed he…
A Message from Mother Goose
Dear Humanity, Mother Goose is on the loose, and she’s ready to kick some ass. Us mothers have been watching mankind take it from behind, and it’s clear y’all need…
If Rona Doesn’t Take You Out…Can I?
What’s a girl to do when she’s single, vintage, and hasn’t dated in 30 years? Not only have we been living in a tomb, Mummy’s dating skills are downright archaic.…
The Evolution of Air Travel
It’s 1986 You strut into the airport 30 minutes before your International flight, Doc Martens tightly laced mid-calf, and two wide belts looped around the waist of your pastel jumpsuit.…
