Recipe for a Mother
Take one woman in the prime of her life. Add a dash of sperm. Fold in nausea and uncontrollable food cravings. Sprinkle in stretch marks, tender breasts, and swollen ankles.…
The Best Parts Of Summer Our Kids Will Never Know
1. We drank out of a hose and lived to tell about it. At full blast, a garden hose was the original waterpik, and a highspeed way to excavate popcorn…
10 Things My Kids Don’t Need To Know
1. I recently stumbled across my high school transcripts. It was humbling to see my teenage fuckery translated into half-assed marks. I resolved to turn that mockery into a drinking game. Take…
