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DEAR BRA: IT’S NOT ME, IT’S YOU!As one of only two girls endowed with airbags in the fifth grade, I was the curiosity of my male classmates. One notably dim-witted boy grabbed the strap of my training bra, slingshotting the clasp into my nubile young flesh. The snap heard ‘round the world stemmed from a white cotton bralette clad with a dainty pink rosebud. Thus began the lifelong trussing journey of my budding bosom.In my teens, Dici was the “it” bra of the itty bitty titty committee. The coveted strip of flimsy fabric had zero support, and excessive underboob pleating. Its diabolical front closure was an added measure of security against fumbling hormonal hands.When I was twenty and poor, my everyday bra was cheap and ill fitting. In the pre bra-fitter days, I’d drastically underestimate my measurements, prompting my cup to runneth over. For only getting washed every six months, it sure got put through the wringer.Every so often an outfit would call for a pushup bra. This required the ol’ titty scoop and drag maneuver which was not conducive for dancing in da club. Before long, expensive date night lingerie was shoved to the back of the drawer, making room for the double flapped nursing bra. This baby was the cadillac of comfort, so who cared about style.Underwire Woman is my superhero identity. Not even the Fonz could “one-finger (un)snap” a brassiere with 8 eyelets, purchased in pastel pink to offset the industrial vibe. If two individual breasts aren’t your thing, might I suggest a sports bra, the duct tape of foundation garments. Good luck wrestling your uniboob out of that damp straightjacket.Every woman has a favourite bra in her arsenal. A triple threat of support, comfort, and style. One that holsters your back fat without a binding cobra squeeze, because why should your blood circulation have all the fun. Nevertheless, the best thing about a bra is the sweet relief of taking it off. I’m looking forward to my 80’s when I can do without, by simply tucking my nips into the waistband of my pants!#newblogpostsangriasisters.ca/dear-bra-its-not-me-its-you/ ... See MoreSee Less

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6 days ago

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FRATERNAL DOERS AND DREAMERSAt the exact moment I was born, the universe was at its maximum capacity for hyper-efficient women. One of the few traits still available was idler, and lucky enough, it fit me like a custom suit. I’m a dreamer, a creative, a think outside the boxer, a manifester, and a problem solver. All this to say, “Lori the layabout, (not) at your service.”It’s not that I’m lazy, I just prefer to let the alphas control their bits. Always a gamer, I’m down to be your partner in crime, but don’t bank on me to plot the heist. I know a lot of wonderful women who can’t/won’t sit in stillness. By nature, their minds and bodies stay active all day, every day. Mad respect, but there’s no shame in my sloth game.On the flip side, Val is a doer, a planner, a pleasure seeker, a go-getter. A good time Charlie who exited the womb barking orders. Thirsting for restaurant reservations, concert tickets, a golf getaway, or girl’s night out? Your girl Friday will make it happen. Why let Jesus take the wheel when I’m a better driver.My skill set brings all the girls to my yard, connecting umpteen gangs and keeping our pack intact. From orchestrating high school reunions, to parent council keggers, to putting the fun in fundraising. My beaver is happiest when it’s busy.Does my get ‘er done mindset impact Lori’s desire to have things done for her? Hell yeah, sister! Who wouldn’t want an executive assistant on speed dial. A successful coupling requires the mind of a dreamer and the balls of a doer. Combining our shared talents allows us to go further than we would alone. These sisters are doin’ it for themselves…together!#newblogpostsangriasisters.ca/fraternal-doers-and-dreamers/ ... See MoreSee Less

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