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IT IS WHAT IT IS ✨🍷 I can’t party two nights in a row (a seasoned wisdom, not weakness).🚘 My behind-the-wheel night vision blurred in the blinker of an eye.💤 I don’t sleep through the night without a pee-pee in the wee-wee hours.🛋️ I rarely get off the couch without a grunt, sigh, or exertion fart.🤸‍♂️ My cartwheel and splits days are behind me, which has me bent out of shape.🍑 I can no longer pass the perky ass pencil test. My heinie holds tight to a No. 2.🍐🍐 My boobs chatter when I’m cold.BUT…🐻 I’m softer with people now. Less edge, more cushion.👃 I stop to smell the Rosé, often pouring myself a second sniff-ter just to be sure.🤓 I appreciate the irony of declining eyesight paired with high-definition chin hair.🆘 I ask for help without apologizing.🎮 I have more control over my reactions (if not my bladder).🦸‍♀️ I actively hunt for good in the world, even when it’s hiding.💪 I’m mentally and emotionally stronger than ever before.🆓 I expect nothing and appreciate everything. It’s wildly freeing.👜 I empathize with those carrying invisible loads in visible handbags.🦟 I don’t care what people think of my appearance. Mosquitoes find me irresistible, and frankly, that’s enough validation.It’s all good!It is what it is! ✨sangriasisters.ca/it-is-what-it-is/ ... See MoreSee Less

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