How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away — A Grad Story
In my 20's, kids were never on my radar. Babies terrified me, toddlers are a**holes, and moms of teens can vouch why animals eat their young. But the universe saw…
Forgive Me Sisters, For I Have Sinned
It’s been 33 years since my last confession. In high school, I was suspended three days for skipping Algebra. I’d bang away at quadratic equations, but graphing is where I…
10 Things My Kids Don’t Need To Know
1. I recently stumbled across my high school transcripts. It was humbling to see my teenage fuckery translated into half-assed marks. I resolved to turn that mockery into a drinking game. Take…
