There’s a shitload of circumstances that define who we are. Genetics, birth order, culture, even astrology signs. Are you humble or conceited, charming or a dick, reliable or spaced out? Personality profiles help us understand our differences. We all have perfectly imperfect personalities. What’s yours?
You know you’re Type A when:
Waiting in a long line-up kills you a little bit inside.
You experience life at a rate of several WTF’s per hour.
My husband and I laugh at how competitive we are…only I laugh more.
I’m tough, ambitious, and I know what I want. If that makes me a bitch, I’m okay with that.
I’m sorry…did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
You pay close attention to people who don’t clap when you win.
You wish you could fast forward the microwave.
1) Must do (urgent)
2) Should do (keener)
3) Could do (anal)
Cocktail: Dirty Martini, rarely shaken or stirred.
You know you’re Type B when:
Will work for shoes.
My sleep number is Grey Goose.
Your only decision is bottle or glass.
When it comes to procrastination, don’t even get me started.
I’m sorry…it was funny until you got mad. Now, it’s hilarious.
I’m just winging it. Life, motherhood, my eyeliner. Everything.
I stare at frozen juice cans because they say concentrate.
To-do list: I often write drink wine so it feels like I accomplished something.
Cocktail: Sex on the Beach
You know you’re Type C when:
Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.
I always mean what I say. I just shouldn’t always say it out loud.
I don’t think it’s healthy to keep your faults bottled up…inside me.
My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn’t like it when I use other toothpastes.
I did some financial planning. Looks like I can retire at 55 and live comfortably for about 11 minutes.
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
4) Grey’s Anatomy
Cocktail: Whiskey sour
You know you’re Type D when:
The chiropractor twisted a fart out of me today. I knew it was just a matter of time.
I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my doctor calls them, symptoms.
I can’t go to work tomorrow. I fractured my motivation.
The problem with troubleshooting is trouble shoots back.
It’s cute how you think I’m listening.
Get over it Eeyore. Life is full of pooh.
You only live once…
1) Get Up
3) Go back to bed
Cocktail: Mike’s Hard Lemonade
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