Love The Wine You’re With
When our grasshoppers were young, we pledged allegiance to the golden tonic. Because mommin' ain't easy, and adulting is hard. Wine armed us with perspective, tolerance, and tempered my tantrums.…
Botox Or Bangs
Feeling pretty is a full time job, which is why I work part time... Botox vs. bangs is a question of commitment. Refueling every six months is a bling thing,…
We’ve Got The #Ladyballs To Tackle Ovarian Cancer
If you ever wondered what’s the flip side of hang-loose, try riding the Big C wave. Last fall, our family was hit by a cancer swell that threatened to pull…
‘Til Death Do Us Part
One day, long long ago, there lived a woman Who did not whine, nag, or bitch. But it was a long time ago, And it was just that one day.…
Brazilian Waxing As Spiritual Practice
By: Emelia Symington Fedy I may be the only 33 year old in the western world that has not gotten the full meal deal when it comes to waxing so…
Makeup Tips For Over 40 Bitches
If Dr. Pepper Lip Smackers and blue mascara are still in your makeup bag, this one's for you. Gravity is a futhermucker. As we age, eyes get crepey, concealer nests…
The Reasons We All Cry In The Shower
Written and photo by: Brittany Latham For the woman whose husband makes an "extra stop" after work every evening. For the woman who is mourning the loss of a pregnancy…
Hello Catty
I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re gap-toothed… We recently spent a week in the desert with eight wild and wacky women. Days later,…
Things You Shouldn’t Say To A Woman
He: Exactly how many men have you been with? She: Hahaha, no. He: Talk dirty to me. She: I haven't washed my bra in weeks. He: Why watch cooking shows…
