Parenting

Con’GRAD’ulations To My Firstborn

Recipe for a Mother

Take one woman in the prime of her life. Add a dash of sperm. Fold in nausea and uncontrollable food cravings. Sprinkle in stretch marks, tender breasts, and swollen ankles.…

Love The Wine You’re With

When our grasshoppers were young, we pledged allegiance to the golden tonic. Because mommin' ain't easy, and adulting is hard. Wine armed us with perspective, tolerance, and tempered my tantrums.…
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