Ten Weird-Ass Truths About 2020
2020 came in like a wrecking ball, stripping away life as we know it. But if you look at this wretched year through rosé coloured goggles, you’ll find more silver…
You Might Be a Martyr Mom
Does your house have chronically low oxygen due to repetitive, dramatic sighs? Do you start every sentence with “Why do I have to do everything myself?” You just might be…
How To Host the Perfect Covid Party
Are you shocked how the snail's [s]pace-time continuum suddenly picked up speed - launching us straight into MOTHER’S DAY? With no living humans or handbooks to guide us through post-pandemic…
Love (And Loss) In The Time Of Corona
Celebrations of love continue in the time of Corona. Wedding vows pledged privately, ceremonies postponed for a later date. But what happens when a loved one takes their last breath?…
Guest Etiquette Holiday Humour
Break out the fat pants, the holidays are here. Other than a natural inclination to stuff the turkey with Prozac, here are our "Do’s and Don'ts" for being a good…
How Your Vet Sees Euthanasia
I love the way my dog looks at me. His big browns see a supermodel, a pulitzer prize winner, a saint. Dogs are a gift that take a ticking, and…
What I Did On My Summer Vaycay!
Dear bitches: I’m baaack! After a dark and stormy year, a little R&R was just what my oracle ordered. I hope your summer was as fanfuckintastic as mine, but it’s…
Doggie Style
A dog is truly man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of a car for an hour.…
Why Fifty Is F**king Nifty
Milestone birthdays are either eagerly anticipated or send shivers down your spine. Here are our Top 10 reasons why 50 is fucking nifty. 1. Wisdom If you learn something new…
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