1. Stop letting Mom dress us alike.
2. Answer every invitation with “why the hell not?”
3. Stop using the magnifying mirror. It’s fuckin’ scary.
4. Plan more adventures with friends. If you build it, they will come.
5. Forget past mistakes. Press on to greater mistakes.
6. Stop petting my peeves.
7. Put on my own oxygen mask first before helping others.
8. Stop being afraid of what could go wrong.
9. Accept that wine and cheese are the glue that holds my life together.
10. Realize no matter how slow you go, you’re still lapping everyone on the couch.
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