Sangria Sisters Top 10 Resolutions ~ 2017
My New Year’s resolution is to be less prefect. 1. Incorporate “No fucks given” into at least one conversation a week. 2. Live everyday like you just found out you’re…
A Few Of Our Favourite Things ✤ 2016
1. Mittens made from Dad's sweaters, and a pillow from the shirt he wore to Lori’s wedding. We lost our Father to cancer in March of last year, and it…
Alcohol Astrology ~ Sangria Style
Hey baby, what’s your sign? In my single days I’d banter back with “slippery when wet.” Astrology and horoscopes are hit or miss entertainment, forecasting our future through the stars.…
Caution: Memory Loss Ahead
They say your memory is the first thing to… something, something. I suffer from CRS — Can’t Remember Shit. Everyday conversation is turning into a game of charades. “Oh, what’s…
20 Years To Life
The judge asked, “Do you take him, And commit to being a wife?” “I do”, I decree, “He’s the one for me.” I’m doing 20 years to life. The honeymoon…
Dear Mr. /Madam President
Halloween is generally the spookiest night of the year, but 2016 was trumped by the US presidential election. There’s nothing scarier than choosing between a morally bankrupt billionaire, or an…
Lip Sync Battle ~ The Weather Girls
For Val’s birthday this year, her oldest and dearest homegirls surprised her with a wickedly good girl’s weekend. Spurred on by cocktails and adrenalin, we ransacked the tickle trunk and…
An Open Letter To My Boobs
Winnebagos, melons, jugs, cans! Whatever you wanna call ‘em, our boobs need more cradling than just a good bra. October is Breast Cancer Awareness month. A reminder to check your…
15 Funny Reasons You Should Do Yoga
1. Yoga relieves the stress caused by racing to get to class on time. 2. It helps you stay flexible enough to kick your own ass when necessary. 3. The…
