Tips to Avoid A Midlife Crisis

Where Is The Love

A terrible tragedy is happening. After seven school shootings this year alone, we’re getting desensitized. We weep, offer obligatory thoughts and prayers, but the mind-numbing shock is gone. A defense…

For Goodness Sex

At this age, if her briefs match her bra, aggressive cuddling wasn’t his idea. Valentine's used to be a laydown. An open-and-shut case of thumping thighs, cottontail style. Before her…

Partners In Grime

By virtue of our vag, women are born into a life of servitude. Clean the latrine Cinderella. Febreze till you wheeze Cinderella. Dear Martha: you’re not doin' time anymore, so…

Besties Before Testes

My first introduction to the power of girlfriends came from an early infatuation with Betty and Veronica. Despite being rivals, they were drawn together. If being surrounded by witty, wacky…
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