Halloween is normally the spookiest night of the year, but this year was trumped by the U.S. Presidential Election. There’s nothing scarier than having to choose between a morally bankrupt billionaire, and a… F. Sorry, I meant female. Somehow the ‘emale’ got deleted.
It’s a mindf*ck that in a country of nearly 325 million, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are the best in show. The only reason we’re laughing is a credit to SNL. On this historic day, a couple of #nastywomen from Canada present a special Tuesday edition of Election 2016… sangria style!
The world’s been lured into the American underbelly by its seductive dank stank. Some shit can’t be unseen, yet it’s impossible to look away. I’ve never been more thankful to be Canadian. The real problem with the presidential election, is one nincompoop is going to win. Good luck ‘Murica. You’re gonna need it!
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|Lefty Loosey Clinton||Righty Tightwad Trump|
|Liar, liar, pantsuit on fire.||Are you pickin’ up what I’m Putin down?|
|If she wins: Hillz becomes Deleter of the Free World.||If he wins: The Great Trumpkin ploughs his way as the first orange president.|
|The Dems were divided by a weakened at Bernie’s.||Named People Magazine’s Sexist Man Alive.|
|Slogan: Because extremely careless may just be good enough.||Slogan: We shall overcomb.|
|Outsourcing blowjobs since 1995.||Make America Grope Again.|
|Crime does not pay...as well as politics.||Remember when Sarah Palin was the craziest person in politics? Good times.|
|She had sex with Bill Clinton before it was cool.||He’d have sex with Ivanka if he “wasn’t happily married and, ya know...her father.”|
|Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you.||This is the clown you should fear.|
|If Trump wins there’ll be hell toupee.||And we thought Bush was an idiot. Kanye West is next...|
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