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Irrational Fears

I have a fear of speed bumps… But I’m slowly getting over it. I developed a deep-seated fear of Pennywise the Clown after reading the Stephen King book It. Every…

Pretty In Ink

Your body is a temple, but how long can you live in the same house before you redecorate? When I got my tattoo, I went to the shop with a…

Teen Heartthrobs

You know, I used to be a heartthrob, and now I’m a coronary. ~ Davy Jones There’s a great line from a Garth Brooks song that says “Sometimes I thank…

How To Be Interesting

I’m blessed with the gift of gab and a big rack, endowments I don’t take for granted. Parties and socializing come naturally to me. But for some, working the room isn't…

The Boob Tube

You don’t own a TV? What’s all of your furniture pointed at? For as long as I can remember, I’ve been Bewitched by the small screen. Curling up with a…

A Dog’s Life

If a pit bull romances your leg, fake an orgasm. As little girls, we had a puppy named Coco...for about six months. He was cute, playful, and a ball of…
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