Trying to guess a woman’s age can blow up in your face. It’s deciding whether to cut the red, blue, or green wire first. Women handle a mid-wife crisis differently…
We've all been guilty of an irreversible moment known as the tipping point. It hits hard-and-fast, and the dark side always wins. By the time you’re aware of an acute…
A terrible tragedy is happening. After seven school shootings this year alone, we’re getting desensitized. We weep, offer obligatory thoughts and prayers, but the mind-numbing shock is gone. A defense…
At this ripe age, if her briefs match her bra, canoodling wasn’t his idea. Valentine's day used to be a laydown. An open-and-shut case of thumping thighs, cottontail style. Before…
RIP: Dry January {Jan. 1 - 25, 2018} Contrary to popular belief, we don’t imbibe all the time. We can’t help that wine pairs well with all the feels: happy,…
It’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person. That’s 25 years running I haven’t come up with a new me. Every January we beat ourselves up for…
1. Stop letting Mom dress us alike. 2. Answer every invitation with “why the hell not?” 3. Stop using the magnifying mirror. It’s fuckin’ scary. 4. Plan more adventures with…