He: So, exactly how many men have you been with?
She: Hahaha, no.
He: Calm down.
She: Don’t tell me to relax. Tension is the only thing holding me together.
He: That’s not ladylike.
She: My language offends you? You should hear what I keep to myself.
He: You sound just like your mother.
She: I love the sound you make when you shut up.
He: Are you on the rag?
She: I’m not angry because I’m on my period. I’m angry…period.
He: Work is no place for a woman.
She: What can I say, I’m ambitchious.
He: How much do you weigh?
She: One hundred and sexy.
He: Was it good for you?
She: It’s hard to resist a bad boy who’s a good man.
He: You’re not the boss of me.
She: I may be a handful, but that’s why you have two hands.
He: I bought you a treadmill for your birthday.
She: I wish your wallet was as thick as my thighs.
He: What do you do all day?
She: My alone time is for everyone’s safety.
He: It’s a good thing you’re pretty.
She: Thanks! You’re pretty…fucking stupid.
He: Talk dirty to me.
She: When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on.
He: Why watch cooking shows if you can’t cook?
She: Why watch porn?
He: Hey baby, how about you and me doing that?
She: Like my pinkie toe, one day I’ll bang you on the table.
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